Lagos, Nigeria--:--

Knock, knock

Come on in. The websites don't bite.

Well, only the bugs bite, and I squashed every one of them. Ready to look around?

Wait, really?

15+ live products across Nigeria, the UK, Canada and the USA — and not one of them has caught fire. Give me 10 seconds of scrolling, I promise it's worth it.

Alright, your loss. Mind telling me why?

Cookie Policy

Last updated October 2026.

The short version

This site doesn't use tracking or advertising cookies. It uses your browser's local and session storage — technically not cookies, but covered here for the same reason — to remember a few small preferences on your own device.

What's stored, exactly

  • odXray — whether X-ray mode is switched on, for this visit only (session storage).
  • odTheme — your light/dark mode choice for this visit only; every new visit opens in the default dark theme (session storage).
  • odLang — your chosen site language for this visit only; every new visit starts in English (session storage).
  • odGateSeen — whether you've already answered the one-time landing question this browser session (session storage, cleared when you close the tab).
  • odPreloaderSeen — whether the loading animation has already played this visit, so other pages open instantly (session storage, cleared when you close the tab).
  • odCookieNoticeSeen — whether you've dismissed this cookie notice this session (session storage).
  • odExitSeen — whether the exit-intent popup has already shown this session (session storage).
  • odVisitorGeo — the country/timezone result from the footer's one-time IP lookup, cached for the rest of the session so it isn't requested again (session storage). See the Privacy Policy for how that lookup works.

Third parties

The site's fonts and libraries (GSAP, Three.js, Vue) are served from this site itself. The loading animation fetches one font from Google Fonts, which may see a standard request (your IP address, browser user-agent) as part of serving it — this site doesn't add any tracking on top of that.

Your control

Clearing your browser's site data for odgrande.github.io removes all of the above. Since none of it is sent to a server, there's nothing further to delete on this end.

Contact

Questions about this policy can be sent to odgrandeng@gmail.com.

Hold up — don't go yet

Leaving without dropping your genius idea here is basically a crime against innovation.

(Not a real crime. Please don't call the police.) Tell me what you're dreaming up — a website, an app, a wild 2am idea — and I'll turn it into something real.

Go on then, impress me.